It was a particularly depressing bus ride home tonight. Unperturbed by the fracas happening downstairs between the the Bus driver and a passenger who wanted to get on the bus - I simply stared at my mobile phone and wondered if it was possible to summarise my life in a text message. This I did. And only just managed to use up all 160 characters. You can read it by clicking here.

“I fought my way through the rush hour
Trying to make it home just for you
I want to make sure that your dinner
Will be waiting for you“
From “Superwoman” by Karyn White. When I first heard this song a few years ago on the radio I almost fell off my chair laughing. The lyrics are so cheesy - and my other half used to turn it up really loudly every time it came on - as if to make some sort of point with a massive grin on her face. Now, years later - it’s no laughing matter - I sing it to myself whenever I’m depressed .…